Deathknight is fed up - DnD Undead Minions Song

Описание: This once-noble paladin fell from grace and became a powerful death knight… only to discover that commanding hordes of undead is less “epic dark overlord” and more “daycare from hell.” Skeletons fight each other, zombies wander off, and his Nightmare horse just keeps pooping fire.

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LYRICS :
[Verse]
I was once a knight with a glowing blade,
Holy smites and shiny parades.
Then I sinned a bit… and sinned some more
Now I live in a crypt with a skull décor.

[Prechorus]
The gods of death said, “Serve us proud!”
Now I chase skeletons that scream too loud.
I thought I’d lead with fear and doom
But I mostly yell “PUT THAT BONE BACK IN HIS TOMB!”

[Chorus]
Undead minions, undead stress,
I fell from grace, didn’t ask for this mess.
Zombies snore, my wights throw hands,
Skeletons twerk to bardcore bands.
The liches mock me, the ghouls are dire,
And my undead horse keeps fartin’ fire.

[Bridge]
I tried to conquer Baldur’s Gate,
But my minions stopped to argue undead tax rates
I summoned fifty for a siege so tight
Half wandered off… to start a karaoke night.

[Chorus]
Undead minions, no respect,
One just replaced my sword with a wooden sex.
I scream “ATTACK!” they danse instead,
And one gave the cleric my severed head.
No mortal foes can break my soul,
But these undead jerks eat my dinner rolls.

[Verse 2]
So hear my tale, ye brave and bold,
Falling from grace? It’s mostly mold.
Don’t chase power with an evil grin
‘Cause leading the dead’s like herding drunk skeletons in!

[Chorus]
Undead minions, no respect,
One just replaced my sword with a wooden sex.
Undead minions, undead stress,
I fell from grace, didn’t ask for this mess.
Undead minions, no respect,
They steal my ale and scream like my Ex