24-Hour News Cycle Seems Like It's Taking Forever

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Inclement weather prevents a liar from getting to work, thousands of athletes who will disgrace their country eagerly train for the Winter Olympics, and a lunchbox is mostly medication. It's the week of January 24, 2014.

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