KFC Conspiracy

Описание: Verse:
I've been working this fryer since half past nine
Got my tinfoil hat tucked under my hairnet fine
The pressure cooker beeps in patterns, that ain't random noise
It's transmitting coordinates in morse to the deep state boys
Brett my manager ain't blinked since 2019
And the walk-in freezer's colder than it's ever supposed to been
The original recipe came down in a briefcase sealed in red
Eleven herbs and spices or eleven things that mess with your head

Pre-Chorus:
The storm is coming people and it starts here in this store
Q said to trust the process but he meant the pressure fryer core
I've been dropping breadcrumbs, well technically I'm dropping batter
But the great awakening's happening and chicken is the matter

Chorus:
Extra crispy deep state
Colonel's in the shadow gate
The bucket is a psyop and the biscuits seal your fate
Finger lickin' mind control
Eleven herbs that own your soul
Wake up sheeple drive on through
The truth is in your two piece combo too
They think I'm just a fry cook but I'm saving the whole nation
One original recipe at a time from this location

Verse:
Why did they really change the gravy recipe in May
The same exact week that three generals disappeared they say
The famous bowl isn't famous for the reason that you think
Seven layers of control designed to make your free will shrink
The zinger sandwich launch date matched a classified document drop
And the coleslaw contains a frequency that makes resistance stop
I filed a foia request they shut my wi-fi off at home
But they can't stop me dropping truth while I'm answering the phone

Pre-Chorus:
The white rabbit goes deeper than the mashed potato well
Q posted a bucket emoji three days before the smell
Of something big was coming and I traced it back to corporate
The colonel's on the thousand dollar bill they keep in secret storage

Chorus:
Extra crispy deep state
Colonel's in the shadow gate
The bucket is a psyop and the biscuits seal your fate
Finger lickin' mind control
Eleven herbs that own your soul
Wake up sheeple drive on through
The truth is in your two piece combo too
They think I'm just a fry cook but I'm saving the whole nation
One original recipe at a time from this location

Verse:
The tunnels underneath the second fryer go down forty floors
I found a map behind the colonel portrait near the bathroom doors
The lizard people get their catering order every Sunday night
In a black unmarked bucket with a logo glowing white
The illuminati triangle is hidden in the logo's beard
Count the points on colonel sanders' string tie, that's weird
Fourteen points for fourteen bloodlines running fast food ops
And Brett's been on the phone with someone and he never stops

Pre-Chorus:
I showed my evidence to table seven, they just asked for more sauce
But the normies aren't awake yet and I answer to a higher boss
Q said the anons would be vindicated at the drive-thru window
I'm handing out the truth with every combo meal and cinnamon dough

Chorus:
Extra crispy deep state
Colonel's in the shadow gate
The bucket is a psyop and the biscuits seal your fate
Finger lickin' mind control
Eleven herbs that own your soul
Wake up sheeple drive on through
The truth is in your two piece combo too
They think I'm just a fry cook but I'm saving the whole nation
One original recipe at a time from this location

Verse:
The moon landing was faked on a kfc napkin sketch
And the colonel's secret bunker runs from Louisville to Utrecht
Every discontinued item held a piece of classified truth
The double down sandwich was a message sent to field operatives, proof
They brought back the famous bowl to distract from what I found
A second set of accounting books buried underground
The loyalty app tracks your location and your thoughts and dreams
Nothing in this bucket is exactly what it seems

Verse:
I've mapped every kfc on earth with pushpins and red string
They form the exact shape of colonel sanders' pinky ring
The chemtrails over Louisville always end above this store
And the delivery trucks arrive at 3 am, not before
My coworker Linda thinks I need to take a mental health day
But Linda's new here and her employee badge glows slightly grey
I'm employee of the month eleven months in a row
They're trying to keep me quiet but the truth has got to flow

Bridge:
They can audit my register
They can cut my hours back
They can move me off the fryer
To the drive-thru on the track
But when the great awakening hits
And the deep state falls apart
Every sheeple getting chicken
Will remember where it starts
Right here
In this store
Location four four four
Brett you know what you are

Outro:
whispers
The storm is coming
Extra crispy
Trust the process
Eleven herbs
drive-thru buzzer goes off
Welcome to kfc may I take your order
We've got the two piece combo on special tonight
whispers again
That's what they want you to order
The truth is in the sides
normal voice
Would you like coleslaw or mashed potatoes with that
long pause
Choose wisely
The colonel is watching