Goat Cliff Rescue, Prison Laundry Escape, Tortoise Fire Starter | Weird Wire

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This episode of News of the Weird Wire is packed with true stories that are funny, dramatic, and just plain weird:
✅ A pregnant goat is saved from a 120-foot Hawaiian cliff
✅ A French inmate escapes prison by hiding in a laundry bag
✅ A London tortoise accidentally starts a fire by knocking over a heat lamp

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🐐🪨 Hawaii’s Greatest Rescue of All Time: Pregnant Goat Saved from Cliff
Call it the GROAT: the Greatest Rescue of All Time.

A pregnant goat stranded on a Hawaii cliff for a full week was finally rescued in a dramatic operation that involved approaches by both land and sea.

KHON2 reports the animal was stuck 120 feet in the air, with no clear idea of how she got there in the first place.

After the rescue, veterinarians determined she was in good shape despite the ordeal—and expecting a baby.

She’s set to be adopted to help with vegetation control, hopefully ensuring cliffside drama is behind her for good.

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🧺🏃 French Inmate Escapes Prison by Hiding in Cellmate’s Laundry Bag
Those old prison-break movies might have had a point.

CNN reports that a prisoner at France’s Corbas prison made a daring escape by hiding in the laundry bag of his cellmate, who was being released that day.

The plan worked long enough for him to taste freedom—though not for long. He was soon found and arrested again.

His accomplice, however, is still at large.

It’s a textbook case of literally airing your dirty laundry in public—and ending up right back behind bars.

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🐢🔥 Pet Tortoise Starts London Apartment Fire by Tipping Heat Lamp
We didn’t start the fire—this tortoise did.

The London Fire Brigade reports that a pet turtle caused a small apartment fire after it knocked over its heat lamp in its tank, igniting the surrounding hay.

Luckily, both the tortoise and the resident’s dog were safely evacuated before firefighters handled the flames.

A fire brigade spokesperson used the opportunity to warn pet owners:
✔️ "Heat lamps must be secured properly to prevent them from being accidentally knocked over."
✔️ "They’re usually near hay or sawdust, which are both highly flammable."

It’s proof that even the slowest pets can cause quick trouble.

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🎯 WHY YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS EPISODE:
✅ Hawaii’s epic goat rescue from a 120-foot cliff
✅ A French inmate escapes prison with a laundry-bag trick
✅ London firefighters handle a blaze caused by a mischievous tortoise
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