How do you tip a cow (parody)

Описание: That night was a crazy deal
Snuck through the farmers corn and fields
And spotted the heifers under the moon
I’d killed a six pack just before
Downed some whisky and out the door
In retrospect I committed too soon


I only wanted a burger and French fries
But… I missed the exit somehow
Besides that I know where my burgers all come from
So through those corn fields I plowed

Now how do you tip a cow?

How do you tip a cow?
How much does this thing weigh?
I think I might be crazy
Standing here to today
My thought of homemade burgers
I almost disavowed/But then I drank another beer
No how do you tip a cow?

When I took off across the weeds
I heard that bovine behind me
Never imagined it’d get up so soon
I ran across the corn and fields
Utter terror unconcealed
Until I collapsed ‘neath a gyrating moon

I learned a lesson
I shouldn’t be messing
With 2000lb cattle on the whole
But if I choose too
Than I can assure you
That next time I won’t tip a BULL

I wanted to tip a cow!

I wanted to tip a cow
But I made a huge mistake
200 stitches later
In a wheelchair ‘till this day
One day soon I’ll stand up to pee
But wear a catheter for now
Still listening to the radio
I should of tipped a cow!

Tell me baby…
I didn’t that that horn would fit all the way up there either…

I should've tipped a cow...