👴 “Not the Gift I Wanted” — Santa’s Reindeer Left Me a Backyard Surprise | Funny Christmas Song 🦌🎶

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🎶 Not the Gift I Wanted 🎶

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Lyrics:
[Intro]
I said I wanted somethin’ useful…
This wasn’t on the list.

[Verse 1]
Woke up early, boots on fast,
Heard some gigglin’ on the roof that passed.
Backyard steamin’ in the morning dew,
Thought, “Well now… what did the reindeer do?”

[Chorus]
Not the gift I wanted, not the one I need,
Santa’s reindeer left a mountain where my grass should be.
They’re laughin’ on the rooftop, hooves tappin’ with pride,
And I’m standin’ there wonderin’ what I did wrong in life.

[Verse 2]
It ain’t wrapped, it ain’t tagged,
It’s sittin’ there bold like it owns the land.
I waved my fist, they laughed some more,
One even bowed before he flew off north.

[Chorus]
Yeah not the gift I wanted, Christmas surprise,
Hard to stay jolly when it meets your eyes.
I asked for peace, maybe socks or cheer,
Got a backyard problem and a smell that lingers here.

[Verse 3]
I grabbed a shovel, sighed real deep,
Sixty-eight years old, no witnesses to keep.
Santa yelled, “Sorry!” from up above,
I said, “Next year aim somewhere else, pal—much love.”

[Chorus]
Not the gift I wanted, but I guess it’s mine,
Some folks get toys, some folks get signs.
If karma’s real and keeps score tight,
Those reindeer owe me a lawn next July.

[Outro]
Next year I’m puttin’ up a sign…
“No landing zone.”