This Week in Hogwarts 📰 + Voldemort Therapy Session🛋️ | October 2025 Potter Parody

Описание: 📰 Welcome to this week’s edition of Harry Potter & Hogwarts News Today — October 2025!

In this episode:

🎧 Real News: The brand-new full-cast Harry Potter audiobooks are officially coming November 4, 2025, with an all-star lineup (Hugh Laurie as Dumbledore, Matthew Macfadyen as Voldemort, Riz Ahmed as Snape, and more).

🎬 HBO Series: Casting is confirmed for Harry, Ron, and Hermione in the upcoming reboot — but filming is already plagued by bugs in the Forbidden Forest set.

🐍 Rumors: Could Voldemort be cast as a woman in the reboot? The fandom is buzzing.

Then we head into Hogwarts for…

🎃 Funny Hogwarts insider gossip: portraits complaining about pumpkin spice overload, broom polish chaos, and Peeves planning a “Haunted Hallways” takeover for Halloween.

🛋️ Finally, Voldemort on the Couch — Episode 2: The Dark Lord’s therapist this week is… none other than Harry Potter himself! Expect cabbage trauma, basilisk-level anger, TikTok villain aesthetics, and a shockingly honest breakthrough.

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