Smith & Jones - Italian Restaurant Sketch - S6E4

Описание: Series 6, episode 4 (13 December 1990)

This sketch may have been a reference to Italia 90.

Good evening - Senor !
Good evening - Senora !

We kiss all the ladies and we give them the roses
We flirting with your girlfriends right under your noses
The service is frenetic and the jokes are all pathetic
To laugh like a drain and we probably insane
We laugh like a drain and we probably completely crazy

Your wife is quite a looker ... like a little more Zambuca ?
No no please senor, no no no no this is on the house
There's nothing quite as phallic as a stick of fresh asparagus
Some bollocks of a baby lamb in white, white sauce

This is me with Ivan Lendl
This is me with Felicity Kendal
Here I am with someone Welsh
Here's my wife with someone else

That was Giuseppe de Napoli and he is the owner
A great Italian chef, he was born in Barcelona
Though he think he Pavarotti, as a voice he's really grotty
But he have a big heart and he pissed like a fart

Would you like more Camparis or a round of Martinis
Would you like to see a pudding that is shaped like a penis
Would you like some Amaretti, would you like some more spaghetti, with a mozzarella cheese ?
No we'd like a little peace
You like a little piss ? Second door on the left

In Italian Trattoria we are crazy with manner
We guarantee the quickest meal that you ever hada
With our trousers bulging tightly
We can satisfy your wifey
In a half an hour or less, good night, God bless

Ciao