The 12 Days of Covid - The Viral Version

Описание: A spoof alternative to the 12 days of Christmas, made for a local amateur video makers club on a rainy weekend in December.

Lyrics for The 12 Days of Covid – The Viral Version

On the first day of Covid, we were too blind to see,
How it ever could affect me

On the second day of Covid, a new conspiracy,
Wuhan Lab Leaks
What an end to twenty-nineteen.

On the third day of Covid, we had the Wuhan Flu,
Stir Fried Bats
Wuhan Lab Leaks
These could never affect me

On the fourth day of Covid, no herd immunity,
Thick anti-vaxxers
Stir Fried Bats
Wuhan Lab Leaks
Whatever next?, we’ll wait and see

On the fifth day of Covid, mask wearing is decreed,
Syrian Refugees
Thick anti-vaxxers
Stir Fried Bats
Wuhan Lab Leaks
I hope this will never affect me

On the sixth day of Covid, its lockdown eternally,
Stock Market Crashes
Iraqi Refugees
Thick anti-vaxxers
Stir Fried Bats
Wuhan Lab Leaks
And still no sight of working vaccines

On the seventh day of Covid, My Furlough’s Guaranteed,
Backbench Labour Rebels,
Stock Market Crashes
Iranian Refugees
Thick anti-vaxxers
Stir Fried Bats
Wuhan Lab Leaks
And still nothing from the I. P. C. C.

On the eighth day of Covid, we saved the elderly
Tired Nurses Clapping,
Backbench Labour Rebels,
Stock Market Crashes
Afghan Refugees
Thick anti-vaxxers
Stir Fried Bats
Wuhan Lab Leaks
And it all goes on perpetually.

On the ninth day of Covid, the shops are now empty,
Evening PM briefings,
Tired Nurses Clapping,
Backbench Labour Rebels,
Stock Market Crashes
Libyan Refugees
Thick anti-vaxxers
Stir Fried Bats
Wuhan Lab Leaks
And the Queen has dumped Meg’ and Harry

On the tenth day of Covid, no holidays for me
Budget airlines grounded,
Evening PM briefings,
Tired Nurses Clapping,
Backbench Labour Rebels,
Stock Market Crashes
Sudan Refugees
Thick anti-vaxxers
Stir Fried Bats
Wuhan Lab Leaks
What’s with all this absurdity


On the eleventh day of Covid, we’re working normally
Mass vaccinations,
Budget airlines grounded,
Evening PM briefings,
Tired Nurses Clapping,
Backbench Labour Rebels,
Stock Market Crashes
Myanmar Refugees
Thick anti-vaxxers
Stir Fried Bats
Wuhan Lab Leaks
And Greta Thunberg’s in a tizzy

On the twelfth day of Covid, its now twenty-twenty-three
A Hundred Nasty Variants
Mass vaccinations,
Budget airlines grounded,
Evening PM briefings,
Tired Nurses Clapping,
Backbench Labour Rebels,
Stock Market Crashes
Loads of Refugees
Thick anti-vaxxers
Stir Fried Bats
Wuhan Lab Leaks
And now an asteroid’s the new catastrophe