Zelda Article Slopcore

Описание: i strongly dislike these mfs

There's plenty I wanted to say, but dawg it just isn't worth it.
I recorded this at 2 in the morning and finished it at 3, so it's not very put together, but each time I read something about how "Tragic" of a character the Hero of Time is, my brain starts folding in on itself because of the fact it was never written as something meant to be tragic in the first place.
Obviously, that doesn't stop people from interpreting it as such, or making their own fanon version of events where it makes sense for him to be a "Woobie" but when it comes out to these articles that basically take no time to actually look at what's going on in the story and instead want to hit the buzzword limit- I am 95% certain this had to be written by an AI btdubs, but it's genuinely baffling.

"Little did Link and Zelda know that Ganondorf was unable to acquire the sacred stones and enter the Temple of Time on his own, but with Link having done all the work, Ganondorf was free to enter the Temple of Time. Ganondorf assumes leadership over Hyrule, and the Sages seal Link away for seven years in a slumber that would only end when he was truly worthy of assuming the role of Hero of Time. Link’s childhood is robbed from him before he can even experience it."

bruh their entire plan was to get the spiritual stones before HE could
the sages never sealed him away, because the sages hadn't awoken yet aside from Rauru.

you cannot convince me someone who genuinely played the game missed the dialog from Zelda unless you were legitimately just mashing through it, and even then I'd hope you read fast enough to catch it because the text in the original game runs slower than hell during that scene.

"........Yes.
I told my father about my dream...
However, he didn't believe it was a prophecy...
But...I can sense that man's evil intentions!

What Ganondorf is after must be nothing less than the Triforce of the Sacred Realm.
He must have come to Hyrule to obtain it!
And, he wants to conquer Hyrule... no, the entire world!

Link...now, we are the
only ones who can protect Hyrule!

We must not let Ganondorf get the Triforce!
I will protect the Ocarina of Time with all my power!
He shall not have it!
You go find the other two Spiritual Stones!
Let's get the Triforce before Ganondorf does, and then defeat him!"

bro she had the entire plan ready for the moment they could pull up, the biggest issue was that she intended to get the Triforce, which means locating it and possibly even having it on hand, all before they ran into him, which already wouldn't have been the wisest of moves.