Degen investor shares his tale of ruin to redemption

Описание: Hold Onto That $ASS by @dumbchainb

Today I had a fantasy about turning back the time
To 2012, my brother he bought bitcoin and mined

He said, "Brother, won't you buy some?
You'll be thanking me one day"
I said, "I think I'll be fine"
Now I'm dead inside
Goddamnit, what a mistake

2021 I'm a desperate man
Shill me any old shitcoin
That you can

I've ape'd into this and
I've ape'd into that but
I'm always the one left
Holding the bag...

Until I got lucky and I saw that puppy
And the dev who isn't a man

Well I'm a full send type of degen
So I got up in that $ASS

Hold onto that $ASS, boys
This could be our chance
Who the hell needs pants, man?
When CZ loves this $ASS?
I'll see you in the voice chat
You'll make lots of friends

Liv, I must admit, you've made me a simp
All those NFTs got me weak in the knees
And I'm fresh outta BNB...

Hold onto that $ASS, boys
This could be our chance
Who the hell needs pants, man?
When CZ loves our $ASS?
I'll see you in the voice chat
You'll make lots of friends

Well, Cobie and Ledger
Merten and Becker
I'm sure they'd all have
Somethin' to say...

But it's Liv and the boys
We're all runnin' this coin
Ain't no FUD gonna get
In our way

So if you like dogs and not gettin' Bog'd
Here's some alpha from your boy DumbChain...

There's only one play if you're looking for gains
Grab some $ASS, it ain't too late

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Not financial advice.

I write dumb songs and sing them very poorly. Twitter @dumbchainb

More info about Australian Safe Shephard Coin:

https://www.assfinance.com/

@assfinance

$ASS

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