🎵 The Gene Pool Needs Chlorine - Funny Country Song About Stupid People, Common Sense Is Dead Idiots

Описание: 💦 “The Gene Pool Needs Chlorine” — A Country Roast of Epic Proportions 😤🥧
Ever witnessed something so dumb it made your eye twitch? This knee-slappin’, head-shakin’ country anthem is for every frustrated soul who’s ever watched someone try to return a half-eaten pie because it “didn’t taste like chicken.” You can’t fix stupid… but you can sing about it.

🚿 LYRICS THAT’LL SANITIZE YOUR SANITY:

“The gene pool needs chlorine, somebody drain this shallow end.
Idiots are multiplying faster than I can count.
The gene pool needs chlorine, no doubt.”

🧠 WHY THIS SONG DUMBS IT DOWN — IN A GOOD WAY:

✔ A public service announcement in twangy disguise
✔ For fans of satire, snark, and good ol’ country gripes
✔ Roasts warning labels, Wi-Fi drama, and coffee lawsuits
✔ Perfect for anyone who’s yelled, “Are you SERIOUS right now?”

👇 IF YOU’VE EVER:

• Rolled your eyes in Walmart
• Argued with a GPS… and lost
• Heard someone say Alaska is next to Hawaii
• Wondered how some people survive daily life
• Missed Darwin and wished for bleach

✅ DO THIS NOW:

💬 Drop the DUMBEST thing you’ve ever witnessed in the comments
👍 Hit LIKE if you think the gene pool needs a lifeguard
📤 SHARE this with a friend who’s too smart for this planet
🔔 SUBSCRIBE for more country comedy truth bombs
🧂 Add a little salt and sass to your playlist — you’ve earned it

⚠️ WARNING: Side effects may include aggressive head shaking, involuntary sighs, and quoting this song at inappropriate family gatherings.

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