Shell Shock Live - Part 1: Monkeys with Missiles

Описание: In this episode, The Green Monkey (that’s me) and The White Monkey (Dan) attempt to play Shell Shock Live — a game where tanks fight to the death with cartoonish explosives and zero emotional maturity.

We could play like pros…
Instead, we launch banana bombs with the precision of a drunk flamingo, argue over basic geometry, and pray our tanks don’t flip over while Dan tries to find the “win” button.

Expect friendly fire, pure chaos, and two monkeys trying to use real tactics but ending up in the dirt anyway.
🎯 If you came for skill, you’re lost. If you came for war crimes committed by monkeys, you’re home.

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The Cucamongas
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Jairo
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Javs
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Dan
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(Still doesn’t have his YouTube or Twitch set up. Classic White Monkey behavior.)

Jason (Green Monkey)
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Tyler
He’ll give us his socials when Shell Shock becomes an Olympic sport.