Hand Surgery Swag

Описание: Hand love to all!

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Out of the many surgical specialties, there is only one for me
My heart belongs to hand and upper extremity surgery
Hands help us explore, express, create, and show our partnership
Civilization was built with chuck pinch and ulnar power grip
Hand surgeons treat ailments both neural and mechanical
Some surgeons are renegades, some straight up puritanical
You don’t want us in a code and medicine puts us in a daze,
But we can fix your basal joint like 20 different ways
SLAC, SNAC, paddy-wack, throw a doc a bone,
4 corner or PRC, or just some cortisone
Finger injuries we can cover like a champ
V-Y turndown for what? A tip amp.
Restoring functionality to kids always affects us
Nothing raises the pressure like a little pedi plexus
Chronic mallet finger, wanna quantify the lag?
Goniometer in my bag, swag
Just roll in the microscope and watch me as I rock jewelers,
Loving on my mag, loupes lookin like binoculars.
We’re all about those tendon transfers when a nerve is hosed
Ring FDS to APB? Sure, I’m not opposed.
Surgery’s important but therapy is vital too,
OTs and surgeons go together like nerve repair and fibrin glue
Flaps, flaps, all type of flaps
Moberg, cross-finger, free fib flaps
Researchers dropping knowledge with all data we’re seeing
Staying on top of literature’s a labor Sisyphean
Docs in surgical debates think that their arguments are airtight- ha!
Love to watch them duke it out like fight night.
Cofellows are family, they got my back forever,
Just call us Linberg-Comstock cuz we’re flexing together
Anesthesia options- MAC, local, or beyond
You say you’re trying to stay woke? Who’s your surgeon, Don Lalonde?
The patient’s prepped and draped, the scrub’s giving my gloves back to me
When suddenly I’m hit with iatrogenic syndactyly.
Bring on all that fracture work, we come prepared to slay it,
Splint it, cast it, pin it, plate it, screw it, band it, then X-ray it.
Some fix it frag-specific while some would choose to bridge it all
Our concerns for patients aren’t analogue, they’re digital
Surgery’s a team sport as we’ve come to understand it
Surgeons learning from and teaching our colleagues around the planet.
We’re blazing new paths but on good mentors we’re reliant,
You can get far standing on the shoulders of a giant.
Nothing’s as satisfying as a tough case done well,
Following in the steps of my boy Sterling Bunnell.
We love to operate but we’re not surgical machines,
Putting patients over everything, we swear on Green’s.
We’re lucky to do this work, our specialty’s sublime,
We’re on a quest to save the world, one hand at a time