Jennifer takes a bath.....

Описание: Jennifer Eccles aged 30 weeks demonstrates how to swish your bath water to get it just right...

An exert from 'Dead Lion's to Meet' by Timothy Conehead the Invincible:-

1st August 2017
The Most Beautiful Girl in The World.

My name is Timothy Conehead the Invincible and I'm a border collie it has been days since my last confession.

Our Jennifer the cat is keen to keep her youthful good looks and stunning shiny flowing hair so she has this beauty regime that she does as often as she can you see. She says it is really important to keep yourself looking pretty and stuff and she says you should all get a bath at least once a week and if possible outdoors as it is really beneficial having a bath outside in the fresh air.

Jennifer says it is best to have a long soak in the cold clear water to begin with and let all your hairy bits get properly wet. You might need to whizz
Jennifer says that if no one is looking that you can also add some rose petals but don't get caught like she did or you will be put on half rations for a week.

She also says that just in case someone mean and selfish who likes to have clean floors and might be called the mummy, well just in case someone like that has emptied your outdoor bathing pool just because they are a spoil sport well, the best thing to do is to find a watering hole on the Haven and soak all your hairy bits in that. These are quite good you know as they come ready filled with all the mud you desire. The mummy person might not be very pleased with you but all your hairy bits will be gorgeous.

I will keep you updated on any further beauty tips that that Jennifer decides to share with me.

Love Timothy. xxxx

©Kathleen Phythian Phoenix Rising on Belles Haven all rights reserved. July 2017