Flumberico - I AM SEO (Music Video)

Описание: https://www.lightningfastflumberico.com/
Flumberico. I am SEO
[Verse 1]
I woke up this morning, checked my site again,
Traffic’s looking low, oh where have you been?
Then I heard a whisper, soft through the code,
“Lightning Fast Software's gonna lighten that load!”

[Pre-Chorus]
Meta dreams and keyword streams,
I’m chasing clicks through algorithm beams,
But something new’s about to blow—
A word that only the legends know...

[Chorus]
Flumberico. I am SEO,
Boosting pages where the rankings grow,
From zero to viral, in one bold show,
Flumberico! Let the traffic glow!

[Verse 2]
He dances in data, swims in the tags,
He fixes slow pages, and cleans out the lags,
He whispers to spiders, "crawl me slow,"
‘Cause Flumberico’s got that magic glow!

[Bridge]
Oh, it’s not just luck, wasting time on schema,
A little UX, and a dash of dream-a,
CTR rising, conversions align—
Flumberico’s working overtime!

[Chorus]
Flumberico. I am SEO,
From the sandbox to the top, let’s go!
He’s got analytics in stereo,
Flumberico! Don’t you know?

[Breakdown]
Link it, think it, tweak that code,
Flumberico’s in the mode,
Crawl, index, boom—explode!
Now everybody shout that ode:

[Final Chorus]
Flumberico. I am SEO,
Turning search terms into gold below,
From the SERPs to the stars we go—
Flumberico! Let the world know!

(outro fade: synth arpeggios, keyword whispers, faint “flum-be-ri-co” echo)