Monica's Ex - Bagels Piling Up (Official Video) | 90s Ska Punk

Описание: 🎺 Pick it up! Pick it up! (It’s Bagels!)
What happens when a Kafkaesque bureaucratic nightmare meets a high-energy 90s Ska-Punk anthem?
"Bagels Piling Up" is a tribute to the wit and energy of Monica Sex (מוניקה סקס), telling the tragic (yet danceable) tale of a bagel seller vs. The System. From eviction notices to presidential pardons – it’s a story about the little man drowning in dough.

📱 The "Iron Rule" (100% Mobile Production):
This is the ultimate stress test. Thousands of physics-defying bagels, crowd scenes, and complex editing – all handled by the processor of a single Samsung Galaxy S24.
No render farm. No PC. Just pure mobile power.

🎞️ The Lore (The Culmination):
This is the peak of the Monica's Ex Cinematic Universe (so far). It combines the dark humor of "Grey Fall", the energy of "Rock Bottom", and the surrealism of "San Jose".
The Band Cameo: Look for the members (and our virtual Peter Roth) trading their lab coats for orange prison jumpsuits!

🔧 Credits & Tech Stack:
• Concept, Production & Direction: Gal Hornstein Studios LLP
• Creative Strategy & Virtual Hype Man: Gemini 3 Pro
• Audio: Suno v5 (Style: 90s Ska Punk / Trumpets)
• Visuals: Kling AI / Google Veo (Complex Physics)
• Editing: Mobile Video Editor (Android)

🎤 Lyrics:

[Intro]
[Fast drum fill]
[Upbeat Ska Guitar - Chaka-chaka-chaka]
[Horns blast]

[Chorus]
Bagels piling up!
Bagels piling up!
Bagels piling up!
Bagels piling up!

[Verse 1]
[Fast, rhythmic vocals]
An old bagel seller
Had a stand in the square
He thought he had a permit
That was no longer there

Then someone came over
And shut down his stall
He received a last notice
Which he didn't recall

No cent to his name
He had to come back
He had no way out
His hallway was packed

[Chorus]
[Explosive, Full Band]
Bagels piling up!
Bagels piling up!
Bagels piling up!
Bagels piling up!

[Verse 2]
[Bass driven groove]
They sent a police car
They read him his rights
He didn't quite capture
The bits and the bytes

In the courtroom sat silent
He didn't say shit
He was old so his sentence
Was sweetened a bit

[Chorus]
Bagels piling up!
Bagels piling up!
Bagels piling up!
Bagels piling up!

[Guitar Solo]
[Fast and melodic punk solo]
[Horns joining in]

[Bridge]
[Music stops - only Bass and Hi-Hat]
[Old Man Spoken Word - Panicked]
Look at all these bagels
Falling from the sky
They're taking over everything,
I don't know why...
[Build up starts]
Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up...
[Scream]
NOW!

[Verse 3]
[Fast Tempo Returns]
After spending a month
In facility hold
Some reporters start digging
His story was told

The liberal lefties said
"What a Kafkaesque fate!"
Release him at once
There is no time to wait!

[Verse 4]
[Half-time tempo build up]
After a week he was finally sent
A man in DC, I assume, lent a hand
The prisoner's lifeboat reached safely to shore
Only to find...
[Stop instruments]
[Vocals only]
On his living room floor!

[Chorus]
[Maximum Energy]
Bagels piling up!
Bagels piling up!
Bagels piling up!
Bagels piling up!

[Outro]
[Horns finale]
[Chaotic ending]
Yeah!


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⚖️ Legal Disclaimer & Fair Use Notice:
This video is a satirical work of fiction and a fan-made homage to Monica Sex (מוניקה סקס). Any resemblance to actual persons (living, deceased, or presidential) is purely for the purpose of parody.
All visuals and vocal performances are synthetic (Generative AI).
This work is transformative in nature and claims "Fair Use" under Section 107 of the U.S. Copyright Act and Section 19 of the Israeli Copyright Act 2007.

© 2026 Gal Hornstein Studios LLP. All wrongs reserved.

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