Georgie Carroll's not nursing her husband | Melbourne International Comedy Festival: The Gala

Описание: She may be a nurse but Georgie Carroll isn't going to hold back laughing at her husband's particular ailment. #MICF
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MICF is raising the curtain on a stunning line-up of world-class comedians, all for a good cause. The Gala kicks off Festival season with a star-studded line-up of performers showing their support for Oxfam.

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Hey, Melbourne. I'm Georgie. We're going to talk, if you don't mind, the full four minutes about my husband's balls. Um... Yeah. There you go. He wouldn't mind. We've been together since '96. He's the only man I've ever made love to... Twice. And...
(LAUGHTER)
So, me husband, right, he wakes up. Don't worry about his balls. There was a lump in the balls. It's in a bin now. He's safe. But he wakes up and you know when they're looking at you in bed, when you're sleeping - that used to be romantic. But if it happens after 20 years of marriage, it's a bit f***ing freaky, innit? Right? Summat's wrong and he's having a rummage. And it wasn't for good reason. It was a work day. And...
(LAUGHTER)
I just wake up to him staring at me like that. I'm like, "What's going on, babe?" He's like, "Summat's wrong!" He pulls the bedsheets back, right, and he's just got this one... one bollock, right? Just like... Not even, just the size of two bollocks melded into one.