The Class Was Told to Bring Domesticated Beasts, His Tried to Eat the Trainer. | HFY Story

Описание: The Class Was Told to Bring Domesticated Beasts, His Tried to Eat the Trainer. | HFY Story

When the Galactic Academy assigned students to bring “domesticated beasts” from their homeworlds, nobody expected the human to show up with Apollo — a German Shepherd the size of a hover bike. What started as a classroom demonstration turned into an interstellar diplomatic crisis when Apollo “greeted” the alien instructor by almost eating her.

In this Humanity, F*** Yeah (HFY) sci-fi comedy, chaos unfolds as terrified alien educators struggle to comprehend Earth’s idea of domestication. From military-grade containment crates to therapy dogs that could bench-press a small car, the story dives into humanity’s bizarre love affair with apex predators — creatures powerful enough to kill, yet trusted to sleep beside children.

As Earth’s culture of “friendly monsters” spreads across the galaxy, the Federation begins to realize a terrifying truth: humans didn’t just tame predators — they engineered loyalty itself.

🔹 Theme: Humanity’s terrifyingly affectionate relationship with predators
🔹 Tone: Comedic, cinematic, darkly scientific, and sharply satirical
🔹 Perfect For: Fans of HFY, interspecies misunderstandings, and “humans are the real anomaly” stories

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