Reform's the Con We Get: UK Politics Hypocrisy Satirical Song Roast

Описание: Reform's the Con We Get: Savage satirical roast on Reform UK hypocrisy & grifter chaos!

@RebelliousBard drops this sharp 3-minute banger tearing into Reform UK – the "Britain First" party shouting anti-immigration while key figures like Zia Yusuf, Raj Forhad, and others pull strings from diverse backgrounds, turning irony into full-blown farce.

From Farage's fire-breathing to vetting disasters letting racists slip through, council bribe scandals, Putin praise candidates, net-zero flip-flops, and Laila as "Khan 2.0" – this edgy track calls out the grifters planting seeds of false hope while the UK sinks.

Perfect for fans of brutal political satire, anti-woke humour, and comedy songs exposing right-wing contradictions and ballot-box doom loops.

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Lyrics:
[Verse 1 ]
UK’s sinkin’, boats on the sand,
Reform’s knockin’ with a shaky brand.
Farage breathin’ fire ’bout the “Islam tide,”
But peek behind — guess who’s inside?
Zia Yusuf, pullin’ the strings,
Scottish Muslim, flippin’ the wings.
Laila’s runnin’ to swap out Khan,
Same old face with a different dawn.

[Chorus ]
Reform’s the party we get — not the one we need,
Full of grifters plantin’ the seed.
They shout “Britain first!” with a Union Jack grin,
While Muslims run the show — let the irony in.
Reform’s the fail we deserve, watch ’em crash and churn,
Not savin’ the nation — just takin’ their turn.

[Verse 2 ]
Raj Forhad, fresh from Dhaka’s shore,
Anti‑immigration? Mate, say no more.
Habib Rahman whisperin’ low,
While scandals bloom and candidates go.
Vettin’ chaos, racists sneak through,
Expelled for hate — then back for round two.
Council wars, bribes for Putin’s praise,
Jail time looms in a smoky haze.

[Bridge ]
Ant Middleton, tough as nails,
Sidelined while the veil prevails.
Laila’s the pick — Khan 2.0,
London’s stuck in the same old show.
Fraud claims fly, overspend in the race,
Farage’s bill flops — no trace, no case.
Immigration vows? Just spin and bluff,
Buildin’ walls while the gates stay rough.

[Verse 3 ]
Net zero flip‑flops, debt climbs high,
Policies vanish like smoke in the sky.
Islamophobes run for boardroom seats,
Conspiracy nuts with anti‑Muslim tweets.
Zia’s at the top, callin’ the shots,
British Muslim patriot? Connect the dots.
They’ll win the vote, then crash on the rocks,
UK’s last hope? Just more shocks.

[Chorus ]
Reform’s the party we get — not the one we need,
Full of grifters plantin’ the seed.
They shout “Britain first!” with a Union Jack grin,
While Muslims run the show — let the irony in.
Reform’s the fail we deserve, watch ’em crash and churn,
Not savin’ the nation — just takin’ their turn.

[Outro ]
So here’s to Reform — the joke we elect,
Not fixin’ the mess, just makin’ it wrecked.
Bite down hard — this satire’s the truth,
UK’s doomed loop in the ballot booth.