MAESTRO OF MISFORTUNE - Jaskier - Original Witcher Song - Bardic Folk-Rock

Описание: "A bard's life is a constant dance between a masterpiece and a disaster."

Step into the world of the Continent’s most famous (and most troubled) minstrel. "Maestro of Misfortune" is a tribute to Jaskier (Dandelion)—the man who turned a Witcher's grim contracts into legends that will live forever. This track blends theatrical folk energy with the raw, unpredictable spirit of a poet who's always one step ahead of a jealous husband or a hungry monster.

📜 Lyrics
[Intro] [Crowded tavern noise: laughter, mugs clinking, coin hitting table, lute tuning up]
Ahem... silence, good folk! A song for the ages begins!

[Verse 1] [Playful fast lute & mandolin, charismatic vocals]
Velvet doublet, hat of plum, chasing shadows where monsters come
He brings the silver blade so keen, I bring the rhymes to make 'em sing
Dodging daggers, splatters red, while legends bloom inside my head
Loved a thousand, drunk the sea, but his path is bound to me!

[Pre-Chorus] [Building rhythmic clapping, fast strumming]
Strings are tuned, the wine is flowing
Pen mightier than any blade that's glowing!

[Chorus] [Big catchy tavern sing-along drop, full crowd choir, stomps & claps]
Oh maestro of misfortune and grace!
Singing legends while staring death in the face!
From ancient halls to bustling streets so wide
The finest poet that the realm has spied!
Toss a coin to your bard, let the good times roll!
He turns grunts to glory, heart and soul!

[Verse 2] [Cheeky wink, add light whistle/flute]
Slept in haylofts, dined with crowns
Know the secrets the north wind drowns
They call me dandy, call me fool
But who spins the tales that make 'em cool?
Punched by jealous, chased from towns
Yet loyalty wears no golden gowns
Without my verses he's just a shade in rain
I'm the spark that lights the flame!

[Bridge] [Slower, intimate solo lute → theatrical spoken/sung build → rise]
[Spoken/Theatrical] "They say I'm a coward... but have you seen those teeth?"

[Singing, heartfelt] Walked through fire, lived the lies
Seen the world burn through poet's eyes
One more verse, one more glass
Before the darkness comes to pass...
Lost my voice, but found it strong
Turned heartbreak into endless song!

[Final Chorus] [Explosive swell: full tavern energy, flutes, violins, massive choir]
Oh maestro of misfortune and grace!
Singing legends while staring death in the face!
From ancient halls to bustling streets so wide
The finest poet that the realm has spied!
Toss a coin to your bard, drown every fear!
Through thick and thin, the song lives here!
Hey ho, raise your glass so bright
The bard who turns the dark to light!

[Outro] [Lively flute flourish, tankard slam, soft lute fade + last cheer]
Thank you, thank you! Drinks for the bard...
And if you spot a white-haired grump with a scowl divine
Tell him his poet says: "Next round's on mine!"
[Laughter, lute final strum] [End]

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Inspiration: The Witcher (Books, Games & Series) Character: Jaskier / Dandelion Genre: Bardic Folk-Rock / Cinematic Storytelling