Cats, Dogs, and Hundred Dollar Turds - Martin Phillips (Live In Washington, D.C.)

Описание: Recorded live at The Comedy Loft in Washington, D.C.

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In this stand-up comedy set live from the Comedy Loft in Washington, D.C., comedian and podcaster Martin Phillips shares his unique, nuanced perspective on various topics:

Cats vs. Dogs (0:14): Phillips explains why he prefers cats, highlighting the ease of not having to let them out and the mystery of their whereabouts. He jokes about the difficulty of finding a lost cat.

Dog Poop Fines (1:32): He discusses the signs in D.C. about fines for not picking up dog poop, ranging from $200 to $1,000. He comically speculates on how the fine amount is determined, suggesting it might involve weighing the poop.

Valentine's Day and Childhood Experiences (3:27): Phillips touches on the historical context of Valentine's Day, noting that St. Valentine was beheaded on that day. He then reminisces about childhood Valentine's Day traditions in elementary and middle school, leading to a humorous anecdote about a first-grade classmate.

Crowd Work (5:42): He ends by joking about resorting to "interview-style" crowd work if the show goes poorly.

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