The Thornlie Boys - Bonus's

Описание: There is a football team in Parkhead
Glasgow Celtic is their name
I'm gonna tell you 'bout their bonus's
when they win a game

You see they don't get paid with a check
and they don't get paid in cash
They get boys from the Celtic boys club
And they stick right up their ass

Oh habubihu That's what they dohuhu
Instead of cash they prefer an ass or maybe two
The celts are burry beasts
They even stuck it up the local priests
Thank God that I support the red white and blue

A game the Celtic played in they won quite handsomely
O'Neill he though what can I do to give my boys a threat
So he went to the local convent and he managed to get a few nuns
Took them back to the Celtic dressing room and the nuns got it up their bums

Oh habubihu That's what they dohuhu
Instead of cash they prefer an ass or maybe two
The celts are burry beasts
They even stuck it up the local priests
Thank God that I support the red white and blue

I remember Glasgow Rangers beat the Celtic team 3-2
Martin O'Neill was fuming and told his team no bonus's for you
The Celts were angry at Douglas for letting in three goals
So they grabbed and stripped their big goalie then they made him touch his toes

Oh habubihu they formed a queue
Then took it in tung up Big Rabs bum Ah wububidu
Big Rab said Oh that's sore but give me more more more
Altough they got beat all the players felt they had scored

What's happening at Parkhead the Celtic dont seem to care
No matter if they win lose or draw they just want asses bare
If they can't get priests nuns or boys they said that they don't mind
They all strip off in the dressing room and get up eachothers behind

Oh habubihu That's what they dohuhu
Instead of cash they prefer an ass or maybe two
The celts are burry beasts
They even stuck it up the local priests
Thank God that I support the red white and blue

One day a news reporter was sick
He was asked what's wrong with you
He said If you just seen what I have seen you'd be sickened too
I came to Parkhead to interview defender Johan Mjällby
But when I went into the Celtic dressing room he was up big Bobo Baldé

Oh habubihu That's what they dohuhu
Instead of cash they prefer an ass or maybe two
The celts are burry beasts
They even stuck it up the local priests
Thank God that I support the red white and blue

So next time you're at Parkhead and Celtic do their huddle
They're only warming up for full time giving eachother a cuddle
And when you see Larssons tongue hanging down his chin
It's not because he scored a goal it's where his tongue has been

Oh habubihu That's what they dohuhu
Instead of cash they prefer an ass or maybe two
The celts are burry beasts
They even stuck it up the local priests
Thank God that I support the red white and blue

Now you've heard what I've said to Parkhead you should say goodbye
Believe me the whole Celtic team they like a big brown eye
And if you still go to watch Celtic remember this story we told
My advice to you is to take a cock and stick it up your asshole

Oh habubihu That's what they dohuhu
Instead of cash they prefer an ass or maybe two
The celts are burry beasts
They even stuck it up the local priests
Thank God that I support the red white and blue