Textmergency - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

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Judge Spenser:
Time is running out/ You've got
To act now/ Stay on step ahead/
Of that moronic text somehow!

Miss Cavanaugh:
There's no turning back/ here
In the danger zone/ You've got
To manually delete that text/
From that dude's cell phone!

Rebecca:
Thank you, Officers!

Officer:
Good luck Rebecca!

Judge Spenser:
It's a...Textmergency!
Baby can't you see/
Textmergency/
That term just occurred to me!/
It's gonna catch on instantly!

Miss Cavanaugh:
Wait, what about texttastrophe
That sounds better to me!
Texttastrophe!
That could really spread virally!

Judge Spenser:
I prefer textmergency!

Mark:
I accidentally texted my
Mother-in-law/
A picture of my erection.

Vanessa:
I once group texted my whole
Staff/ About my yeast infection!

Judge Spenser:
Exactly! It's so relatable!
That's why I coined the phrase...

Miss Cavanaugh:
Textastrophe! That's the meme,
Don't you agree?

Judge Spenser:
All due respect, Textmergency! Is
The better term, Miss C...

Miss Cavanaugh:
Hmmm...I wanna go with texttastrophe
I already put it on Urban Dictionary.

Steve Jobs:
You fools!/ It doesn't matter what
It's called/ That's right, it's Me!
The ghost of Steve Jobs!/ What
Matters is that I control your
Lives from the grave!/ Technology
Is slowly alienating everyone from
Their loved ones!/ Ha ha ha!/ And
when you send a few words to the
Wrong recipient/ and it immediately
destroys your entire life.../ That's
Called a... messagepocalypse!

All:
Get out of here, Steve Jobs!

Vanessa:
Guys, what about that lawyer chick?
We've gotten really off track.

Judge Spenser:
She's searching for the spare key/
Look under the mat!

Miss Cavanaugh:
It's clearly hidden in that owl!

Mark:
Look in the flower pot, hurry!

Vanessa:
Hurry up and check that buddha
Sconce!

All:
Check the Buddha sconce! Check
The Buddha sconce!
She did it! now she can delete the
Text!

Judge Spenser:
She won't need to come up with
A textcuse!

Miss Cavanaugh:
Texplanation!