Why I Drive 65 | Tommy Ventresca | The SMOOCH Experience™

Описание: Why I Drive 65 is a high-octane, tongue-in-cheek rock anthem about modern highway madness, road rage culture, and choosing survival over speed on America’s most unforgiving roads.

With roaring guitars, punchy hooks, and a self-aware sense of humor, the song flips the classic rebel-driver trope on its head — trading reckless bravado for white-knuckle realism on I-95.

Funny. Relatable. Loud.
Only from The SMOOCH Experience™.

FULL LYRICS – WHY I DRIVE 65

(Verse)
Two hands on the wheel, two feet on the brake, whoa!
Rush hour traffic’s too much to take, go!
Fast old lady on my ass
Calm down lady, go ahead and pass!

(Chorus)
It’s a jungle out there on I-95
I’m a slow poke, lucky to be alive!
These maniacs ain’t no joke, might not survive!
That’s why I drive… sixty-five!

(Verse)
Rookie cop on my tail, checkin’ out my plate,
Blue lights on, well ain’t that great
Walking up to the window, I can’t wait
Now he’s handin’ me a ticket for makin’ him late

(Chorus)
It’s a jungle out there on I-95
I’m a slow poke, lucky to be alive!
These maniacs ain’t no joke, might not survive!
That’s why I drive… sixty-five!

(Bridge)
Middle fingers, fender-benders and dirty looks
Road rage, Teslas, Chevrolets, and ticket books
Wham-bam, thank you ma’am
Just what I need, speedy old man rammin’ into me

“Bianca Bolt, look out!”
(Instrumental)

(Chorus)
It’s a jungle out there on I-95
I’m a slow poke, lucky to be alive!
These maniacs ain’t no joke, might not survive!
That’s why I drive… sixty-five!

That’s why…
Why I drive… 65!
Why I drive… 65!
Why I drive… 65!
Why I drive… 65!

It’s a jungle out there on I-95
I’m a slow poke, lucky to be alive!
These maniacs ain’t no joke, might not survive!
That’s why I drive… 65!
65!
Whoaaa!
Slow down!
(End)

✍️ CREDITS

Lyrics Written by: Ron Ryan
Performed by: Tommy Ventresca
Artist: The SMOOCH Experience™

📩 BUSINESS / COLLABORATION

Custom songs • Tribute songs • Film / TV • Brand projects

Ron Ryan
📧 [email protected]

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