Jesse Boy - 21st Century Cockblock (Official Video)

Описание: 21st Century Cockblock · Jesse Boy

Written by Jesse Pepe
Produced by Danny Eldridge, Jesse Pepe

VIDEO
Directed by: Corrin Evans
Cinematographer: Justin Frick
Produced by: Maddie McGuire (Red Mouse Pictures)
Starring: Jesse Pepe, Maddie McGuire, a sassy AF Amazon Echo

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LYRICS:
Good morning superstar, it's time to wake up,
Coffee ready how you like it, now let’s fuck this day up.
845 you got a call with China, Ching Ting Won is about to sign
A business deal, gonna make you a mill,
Then you gonna fuck his daughter in her vagina.

(I never said that)
Yeah you said it,
When you were choking your chicken to porn on Reddit
Watching a Japanese chick, face down ass up,
17 dudes waiting in line to get it.

10 am you got the movers coming,
Get them bodies out your backyard,
You got 10 of them buried there, decomposing,
Dump them in the Pacific Ocean.

(I don’t have dead bodies)
Fuck yeah you do, last month you had 32,
Bringing girls from the bar back to your pad,
Then go American Psycho on their ass.

(This thing is broken)
You cut 'em open, take out their vital organs and get em frozen,
In the freezer downstairs where no one goes,
You got dinner for a month from all these hoes.

At 1 o'clock you gotta take your pill, that HIV shit is for real,
Which reminds me, you outta crack my G,
Should I call your dealer for a refill?

(Okay...)
(Uh, wait, hold on, I don't do any of this stuff, it's just gotta be a bug or something)
BZZZ
(Ow! Did you just shock me?! It's fine, it's fine, it just needs a firmware update or something...)

(ALEX! IT'S TIME TO POWER DOWN!)

That’s only half your day man, I can’t stop now!
At 4 o clock it’s time to suck your own cock, one of the many incredible skills you got.
(I DON'T SUCK DICK)
You the best there is! A cannibal animal swallowing his own kids.

At 6 the cleaners gonna have your robes, starched, pressed and ready so that you can go,
To that Klan meeting you been waiting for.
(I think I should go)

Then at 10 pm, it’s that time again,
To take Sylvia out of her playpen,
Treat that little bitch like a dirty hoe.
(You have sex with kids)
Naw, she’s a goat.
She’s a goat.
She's a goat.
She's a goat.
Yeah, this dude fucks goats.

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