Polish My Spear - Elder Scrolls Lusty Argonian Maid Inspired Song

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Lyrics:

Welcome to my estate, I see you've found the door
I've had a hundred maids but never one like you before
Your scales catch the candlelight, your tail sweeps the floor
Tell me, little Argonian, what is it you've come here for?

I've come here for the cleaning, sir, the dusting and the sheets
I scrub the marble hallways, sir, I scrub beneath your feet
The mistress says be thorough, says to never miss a spot
So point me to your chambers and I'll give it all I've got

Chambers? Oh, my dumpling, you could clean them, this is true
But I see something special, something more inside of you
Those arms were made for labor but those eyes were made for more
So tell me, little maiden... have you polished spears before?

I… sir, I don't follow, I'm not trained in weaponry
I am butt a simple servant from Black Marsh, don'tcha see?
I know my way around a mop, a bucket, and a broom
But I am not a blacksmith, I just came to clean your room!

The spear is long

How long?

The shaft is thick

How thick?!

It needs a woman's touch to get the polishing to stick!

I've never held a weapon of such magnitude before!

Then lucky you, tonight you'll learn what all that grip is for!

The mistress

Is away

She'll have my head!

She's gone I say!

But sir, it's enormous! the length is absurd!
The girth of your spear, I'm at a loss for words

Take the whole evening, we've got nothing but time
The moon's climbing slowly, the hour is prime
Work slow, work it steady, attend every inch

You swear this is proper?

Without a pinch of impropriety!
This is professional need!
A knight needs his armaments polished with speed
...Or slowness. Whatever. The pace is your call

And when I am finished?

We'll handle the hall
The long, lengthy hallway that needs a good scrubbing
oh and the bannister's begging for a deep rubbing
and The doors need an oiling, oh how they creek and groan

Is there nothing sacred in this home?!
There's work to be done and the night is still young

Plenty of time, my sweet
Plenty of time

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