Would You Eat This Gastronomic Necklace 💎🍜

Описание: Today we’re making shrimp noodles... but with a twist. We are using hair straighteners, drills, and sterile needles to build a wearable feast. Rate this recipe from 1 to 10! 🔥

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Welcome to PsychoChef — a kitchen where patience is weaponized and common sense is optional. Here, simple food is treated with unnecessary seriousness. Fries are counted one by one, sesame seeds are removed carefully and placed where they don’t belong, and a single bite can take hours to prepare — not because it’s hard, but because it can.

These videos are slow, precise, calm, and slightly unsettling. There’s no rush, no chaos, no explanation. Just meticulous hands, sharp tools, and an unreasonable amount of effort for food that absolutely does not deserve it. Every action is deliberate, every step is overthought, and every dish is taken far beyond what’s logical.

PsychoChef is for people who enjoy oddly satisfying processes, obsessive attention to detail, and watching someone commit fully to a pointless task. If you’ve ever wondered why someone would do this — and still couldn’t stop watching — you’re exactly where you need to be.

The food will be ready. Eventually.

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