Lost in IKEA

Описание: Got trapped in IKEA again… went in for ONE pillow, came out with two pillows, a trolley full of regrets, and a PhD in finding exits 😂🛒

Comedy Pop • Electro Funk • Urban Folk ✨
New track “Lost in IKEA” — for anyone who’s ever been hypnotised by meatballs, carpets, and those bloody maze arrows. Enjoy the chaos, mates 💛
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I walked into IKEA, feelin’ proud and all so fine,
Blue trolley in my hands, thinkin’ “I’ll be good this time.”
But then I turned a corner — oh no, what a trap,
Sofas, desks, and coffee cups — I wanna buy the map!

The signs are like riddles, arrows laughin’ at me,
“Where’s the exit?” I ask, staff smiles — “Turn right three times, you’ll see~”

I’m lost in IKEA — walkin’ round’s a test of zen,
Tryin’ to find the way out but carpets pull me back again,
I’m lost in IKEA — bought two pillows by mistake,
Just wanted to rest a bit… now I’m in a great escape!

Some folks eatin’ meatballs, havin’ time of their life,
I’m still stuck in showrooms, my brain’s in strife,
A couple’s arguin’ over shower drapes,
I think these Nordic vibes got me hypnotised, mate!

🎤 “I just came for a pillow — how’d it turn into a maze?
Pushin’ this cart like a prisoner, lost for days!
This ain’t no shopping trip, it’s a survival show,
IKEA adventures — where did my weekend go?”

I’m lost in IKEA — even GPS gave up,
The exit’s like a dream — fake, far, and tough,
I’m lost in IKEA — this utopia makes me cry and laugh,
Next time I’ll just shop online — I’ve had enough!