🎵Butt Crack | A Comedy Song About the Ultimate Butt Reveal | Tenacious D Style

Описание: Welcome to the ultimate summer rock parody, a sweat-soaked, cheek-baring 80s-inspired anthem that shines a spotlight on a sight we’ve all seen (and tried to forget): the plumber’s crack in full, glistening glory.
"Butt Crack" delivers laugh-out-loud lyrics, throwback guitar licks, and an unforgettable tribute to Johnny — the sweaty legend in low-rise jeans.

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Tenacious D’s epic rock vibes
AI-produced pop rock with toilet humor and parody energy

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This song is taken from the “Endangered Feces” EP


[verse 1]
I’m sweating in the heat of the summer
I swear it’s 38 in the shade
Johnny’s working hard on the shovel
Got Motley Crue being played

[Verse 2]
Johnny wipes the sweat from his forehead
I can feel it run down my back
He’s bending over now in his low-rise jeans
A little breeze is kissing his crack

[Bridge 1]
I’ve gotta get my ray bans on
It’s whiter than the family ghost
You don’t need no mailman here
When It’s easy for your letters to post

[chorus]
Johnnys bending down like a humpback
Giving me a look at his butt crack
Look at his arse its gleaming with a forest of hair
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
It’s thicker than an Indian eyebrow
Imagine all the poo on his white towel
Johnny’s giving me a look
With his arse all bare

[Verse 3]
Johnny doesn’t wear any undies
It itches like a prick when it chafes
Maybe Johnny needs to get a G string on
To keep his white and hairy ass safe

[Verse 4]
Sweat is dripping down in his crevice
Waiting for some paper to wipe
If only johnny offered some online shopping
My credit card is ready to swipe

[bridge 2]
His arse was out in the open
To get a little rays from the sun
Like hitting a Las Vegas casino
Put a quarter in the slot and I’ve won

[chorus]
Johnnys bending down like a humpback
Giving me a look at his butt crack
Look at his arse its gleaming with a forest of hair
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
It’s thicker than an Indian eyebrow
Imagine all the poo on his white towel
Johnny’s giving me a look
With his arse all bare

[bridge 2]
His arse was out in the open
To get a little rays from the sun
Like hitting a Las Vegas casino
Put a quarter in the slot and I’ve won

[chorus]
Johnnys bending down like a humpback
Giving me a look at his butt crack
Look at his arse its gleaming with a forest of hair
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
It’s thicker than an Indian eyebrow
Imagine all the poo on his white towel
Johnny’s giving me a look
With his arse all bare

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All music and vocals are generated with Suno.ai, fueled by original prompts and cheeky creative direction from Arse Biscuits. Lyrics written by Arse Biscuits.