CREEPORAMA: Hundred Acre Slaughter (Winnie the Pooh: Blood & Honey 1 & 2)

Описание: This week were joined by Vinny Pacifico in an episode where we all sat down to talk about Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023) and Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2, both directed by Rhys Frake-Waterfield, and immediately ask the most important question in cinema history:

What if Pooh Bear snapped?

This episode is a full-blown descent into madness as we tackle the cinematic event that broke the internet, traumatized Disney adults, and proved that public domain law is the most powerful weapon in horror.
We start with Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey, where Christopher Robin abandons the Hundred Acre Wood and Pooh responds in the only logical way: by becoming a slasher villain with zero patience and a body count.

We scream about:
•Pooh and Piglet going feral
•The absence of pants (deeply upsetting)
•The vibes being equal parts student film, grindhouse, and cursed Halloween party
•How this movie feels like it was made out of spite, dreams, and Red Bull

Then we march directly into Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2, where Rhys Frake-Waterfield cranks everything up to “why is this actually kind of working?” levels. Bigger kills, more characters, expanded Pooh lore (WHY), and a movie that feels like it knows exactly how ridiculous it is and sprints directly into the chaos with a machete.

Along the way, this episode completely derails into:
•The ethics of public domain horror
•Ranking which childhood characters we fear will be next
•Screaming “THIS IS NOT MY POOH” repeatedly
•Debating whether Pooh was always like this or if abandonment simply unlocked his final form
•Arguing that horror is legally obligated to ruin your childhood eventually

We also talk about how Rhys Frake-Waterfield accidentally became the patron saint of “what if we just DID it?” filmmaking, launching a whole cinematic universe powered entirely by audacity and copyright expiration dates.

By the end of the episode, we agree on two things:
1. These movies are insane.
2. Horror is better when it’s this stupid on purpose.

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