Evelynn, but I camp the enemy Veigar so hard he dies 16 times

Sivir but I have so much attack speed it looks like I'm hacking (3.0 ATTACK SPEED WTF?)

VAMPIRE TEEMO DRAINS YOUR HEALTHBAR (60% LIFESTEAL)

Evelynn, but I camp the enemy Taliyah so hard she can't leave her fountain

SINGED BUT IM JUNGLE WITH TRIPLE BURN! (INSTA CLEAR CAMPS)

Enemy Duo camped my lane, so I embarrassed them

My whole team thought I was trolling for picking Nunu mid... but then I carried them all

I TURNED TEEMO SHROOMS INTO NUCLEAR BOMBS! (FULL HP ONE-SHOT)

TRIPLE ZAP ZERI TURNS YOUR HEALTH BAR TO DUST! (SHIV + HEXTECH SOUL = DELETED)

I beat this Lux so bad she has a mental breakdown in all chat (GLITCH AUTO CAITLYN)

I played the #1 Most ANNOYING Miss Fortune build... (Just SPAM E on cooldown)

Lee Sin but I'm an Assassin and You Die with ONE KICK (33 KDA)

Lethality Poppy is the most broken thing you'll see today... (ONE-SHOT HAMMER)

TRASH TALKING AKALI GETS TAUGHT A LESSON! (SHE WAS MALDING ALL GAME)

NASUS BUT I HAVE 90% ARMOR PEN AND MY Q DOES 3000 DAMAGE (30 KILLS, PURE ONE SHOTS)

THIS NEW BROKEN AHRI BUILD IS TAKING OVER HIGH ELO (GET UNLIMITED ULT CHARGES)

The enemy team thought I was trolling with AD Sona... and then I got a pentakill

BRIAR BUT EVERY AUTO HEALS MY ENTIRE HEALTH BAR (200% LIFESTEAL BUILD)

This new item just completely broke Ekko forever... (INSTANT ONE-SHOTS)

SENNA, BUT I HAVE SO MUCH ATTACK RANGE I CAN OUT-RANGE TURRETS! (THIS IS SO BROKEN)

The enemies picked all Mages, so I stacked 750 MR on Galio (400,000 DAMAGE TANKED)