Richard Pryor Baby: Why I’m the Clown in My Own Comedy Show

Описание: Alright, y’all, buckle up! It’s me, Richard Pryor Baby, the three-year-old comedy king, sittin’ pretty in this fancy podcast studio, rockin’ a pair of headphones so big they’re practically moon earmuffs slidin’ off my tiny head! I’m here to spill the beans on how folks play hide-and-seek, and let me tell ya, it’s a whole different ballgame dependin’ on who’s playin’! White folks? Oh, they’re out here like they’re in a fairy tale, all calm and proper, goin’, “Okay, I’ll count to ten, no peekin’, promise I’ll find ya!” Like they’re readin’ from a rulebook written by a librarian! But Black folks? Nah, we don’t do that cutesy stuff. We play Don’t Get Caught! You better hide like you’re dodgin’ a tax collector, ‘cause life’s already got us sprintin’ like it’s a game of survival! (Audience loses it, clapping wildly.)

Now, let’s talk about my adventures in the store. I waddle in, just tryna snag a lollipop, mindin’ my own business in my dinosaur onesie, and the staff’s givin’ me the side-eye like I’m baby Houdini plottin’ the heist of the century! They’re whisperin’, “Watch him! Is he gonna stuff a 65-inch TV under that onesie? Is he gonna vanish with the whole candy aisle?” Yo, I’m three! I can barely lift a juice box, let alone pull a magic trick! But real talk—if I do disappear, it ain’t ‘cause I’m a magician. It’s ‘cause your prices are so sky-high, I gotta run to save my piggy bank from cryin’! (Audience roars, some snort-laughing.) I’m just tryna buy a gummy bear, not refinance your whole store, Karen!

Y’all, this is just the start of my comedy chaos! If you’re lovin’ these pint-sized Pryor vibes, smash that subscribe button, hit the bell, and join the fun! Let’s keep the laughs rollin’ like a toddler on a sugar high! Who’s with me?