Two Heads In My Pants - Joe Gumboat (1985)

Описание: Rare 80s country track by amazing yet underrated country music prophet Joe Gumboat.

[Verse]
I got a tale that's wild, it'll make you dance,
'Bout two heads in my pants, just by chance.
One peeks out when I'm walkin' 'round town,
And the ladies just can't keep their eyes down.

[Verse 2]
They're whisperin' and smilin' from ear to ear,
Sayin', "Hey there, cowboy, get over here!"
It’s a sight to see, it's a strange romance,
With two heads in my pants, I don't stand a chance.

[Chorus]
Two heads in my pants, causing a stir,
Everywhere I go, it's a dream and a blur.
I can't help but laugh at my circumstance,
Livin' life wild, with two heads in my pants.

[Verse 3]
Went to the honky tonk, kicked open the door,
Both heads turnin' heads like never before.
Ordered me a whiskey, and a line dance,
Everybody's buzzin' 'bout two heads in my pants.

[Verse 4]
Old Joe asked, "Buddy, how’d you get that gift?"
I just shrugged and laughed, givin’ my hat a lift.
Makes life interesting, got no complaints,
Playin' the cards dealt with two heads in my pants.

[Chorus]
Two heads in my pants, causing a stir,
Everywhere I go, it's a dream and a blur.
I can't help but laugh at my circumstance,
Livin' life wild, with two heads in my pants.