“Are You Single?” | DMs in the Deep Woods 🌙 (Ranger Channel Anthem)
Автор: Arcane Overthinking
Загружено: 2026-03-06
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Hey trail team 🌙
It’s your ranger.
Tonight’s topic was supposed to be nocturnal tracking patterns and pinecone dispersal.
Instead?
My DMs.
Wolf: low growl
(He says: “Professional inquiries only.” He is lying.)
Every time I go live, the same question:
“Hey elf girl… are you single?”
Deer: soft trill
(She says: “Maybe. But only emotionally.” I did not approve that.)
I’m out here mapping migration routes.
You’re out here rolling for romance in a private window.
Bear: deep huff
(He says: “She’s taken. By the grind.” He has started saying that unironically.)
The fox has edited three separate “maybe” moments into slow-motion cuts.
The raccoon tried to attach a sponsor link to my relationship status.
The hawk insists the angle is better when I pretend not to see the messages.
I am simply trying to teach conservation.
They are farming engagement in my inbox.
🌙
If you’re here for ecosystem facts — welcome.
If you’re here to ask if I’m single —
please note:
Six animals read every message before I do.
Wolf: smug exhale
(“Background checks are complimentary.”)
Stay wild.
Stay respectful.
And maybe… roll for charm next time.
– Lirael 🌲
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