HOA Karen Called 911 to Shut Down My Backyard Wedding — Didn’t Know I’m the Police Chief

HOA Fenced Off My Ranch Entrance — Now They Pay Me Every Time They Drive Through

HOA Took My Lakefront to Build 120 Cabins — Too Bad They Didn’t Own the Dam I Just Opened

HOA Called 911 When I Refused To Plow Their Lot, Dispatcher Told Them I Don't Work For Free

She Called Cops on My BBQ — Unaware Her Husband Reports to Me at the FBI

Caught My Wife Cheating at My Cousin’s Wedding—So I Made the Toast Everyone Still Talks About

HOA Karen Parked RV on My Empty Lake Cabin Lot — Refused to Move, Got Towed and Fined Huge!

HOA Stormed In Right After I Moved In, Demanding My Cabin Land — Didn’t Know I’m Their Landlord

HOA Karen Calls 911 When I Return Early From My Trip And She Auctioning MY OWN RANCH!

HOA Karen Parked on the Helipad Markings, 2 Minutes Later I Landed a MedEvac Anyway

HOA Sent Fake Cops to Arrest Me on My Ranch—Forgetting I’m a Retired Attorney General!

HOA Destroyed My Trees for Views — Now I Own Their Land Thanks to $1.4M Judgment

HOA Demolished My Lake Bridge — So I Opened the Dam and Drained Their $2 Million Lakeside Resort

HOA Karen Called Cops on My Wife for Blocking Access to My Ranch — Didn’t Know She’s Police Chief

HOA Karen Tried to Kick My Guests Off the Lake — Froze When I Told Her “It’s My Private Land"

HOA Called Cops When I Snowmobiled At Midnight, Didn't Know I Was Rescuing A Lost Hiker

In Tears She Signed The Divorce—He Wed A Model; She Returns As Billionaire’s Wife With Heir Twins

HOA Karen Fined Me $1,000 for Swimming in My Own Lake — So I Raised Her HOA Fees by $5,000

I Inherited Control of a 1,940-Acre Lake — Then the HOA Made a Huge Mistake

HOA Put 96 Homes on My Land — I Let Them Finish Construction, Then Pulled the Deed Out in Court

HOA Karen installed a transformer on my land — I cut all the power and gave her an expensive lesson