Die Langbeenspinnekoppe - "Daar's K*K Op Die Bossies" (ROOFGAT CD) [#2]

Описание: This is the second song in the "Roof Gat Army Songs" (Afrikaans for "Asshole Army Songs") CD, released by Die Langbeenspinnekoppe in 1998. Uncensored, this song is spelt "Daar's Kak Op Die Bossies", which is Afrikaans for "There's SHIT On The Bushes". Apologies for leaving some words censored in the lyrics, most curse words are censored in the lyrics booklet, and I do not know all of them. English lyrics may not be 100% accurate.


Lyrics (Afrikaans):


Daar's Kak Op Die Bossies

Die Strontvoëltjie fluit

Kommadant is in die kakhuis

En die deur is gesluit


Knyp af daai dr*l

Vee af jou h*l

Knyp af daai dr*l

Vee af jou h*l


Hy kerm en kla nou

Hy roggel en skuit

Maar die troepe het die

Kakhuis van buite gesluit


Knyp af daai dr*l

Vee af jou h*l

Knyp af daai dr*l

Vee af jou h*l


Wie is die bliksem

Was dit dalk jy

Wie het die kakhuis

Van buite gesluit


Knyp af daai dr*l

Vee af jou h*l

Knyp af daai dr*l

Vee af jou h*l


Asseblief tog jong troepies

Kom help my hier uit

Sal iemand asseblief tog

Die kakhuis oopsluit


Knyp af daai dr*l

Vee af jou h*l

Knyp af daai dr*l

Vee af jou h*l


Daar's Kak Op Die Bossies

Die strontvoëltjie fluit

Kommandant sit in die kakhuis

Met die deur steeds gesluit


Knyp af daai dr*l

Vee af jou h*l

Knyp af daai dr*l

Vee af jou h*l

Knyp af daai dr*l

Vee af jou h*l

Knyp af daai dr*l

Vee af jou h*l


Lyrics (English):


There's Shit On The Bushes

The Shitbird is whistling

The Commander is in the shithouse

And the door is locked


Pinch off that shit

Wipe off your ass

Pinch off that shit

Wipe off your ass


He's moaning and complaining now

He's skuit and shit

But the troops have the

Shithouse locked from the outside


Pinch off that shit

Wipe off your ass

Pinch off that shit

Wipe off your ass


Who's the bliksem

Was it you?

Who locked the shithouse

From the outside


Pinch off that shit

Wipe off your ass

Pinch off that shit

Wipe off your ass


Please, young troops

Come help me out of here

Will someone please

The shithouse unlocked


Squeeze that shit

Wipe your ass

Squeeze that shit

Wipe your ass

There's Shit on the Bushes

The shitbird is whistling

Commander sits in the shithouse

With the door still closed


Squeeze that shit

Wipe your ass

Squeeze that shit

Wipe your ass

Squeeze that shit

Wipe your ass

Squeeze that shit

Wipe your ass