ARK Survival Ascended | A Cursed Game Review™ | Alpha Boss Edition

Описание: A deranged and unhinged game review of ARK Survival Ascended. Will Beach-Bob defeat Robo-JigsawJ3sus™? Will our protagonist ascend and leave the ARK?

Written and edited by a sleep deprived dinosaur enjoyer stuck in a weird relationship with wildcard’s dumpster fire games. This video took over 2 months to record and edit. Enjoy watching the time I’m never getting back. Featuring old bugs now in HD!
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0:00 Intro
1:12 Ark's Lore
3:26 Early game
10:00 Midlife crisis the game
12:37 Dino Factorio Gone Wrong
13:31 Late Game
14:30 Marine Land Malaise
17:24 MMO Boss Rush
18:38 Tek Cave
19:11 Jigsaw Jesus Revengeance
20:22 The Bad
23:39 Conclusion
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ARK OST: We aren’t meant to live for ever
Metal Gear 2 Theme of solid snake: The encounter remix
Brielle Grapes GilvaSunner
Guild Wars Nightfall OST: Festival of Lyss
DKC OST: Aquatic Ambience Restored
Tekken 7 OST: Jungle Outpost Round 1 Equator Line 1st
Tekken 7 OST: Heat Haze Shadow
Creative Exercise Mario Paint
Halo Wars OST: Insignificantia All Sloppy-No Joe
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