Smooth G-Funk, Nu-Funk, Cali Grooves & West Coast Vibes | Certified Funkaholic Vol. 028 Pt.2

Описание: This time we sprinkled in a whole lot more vocals, giving you the smoothest Funk, Nu-Funk, West Coast vibes possible… from slow to mid-tempo, groovy to funky, mellow to gritty and back again. Let’s see how you like it when West Coast vibes step into a musical octagon and start slapping each other like rent is due tomorrow.

Some say the groove hit them so hard their draws flew off like a coupon in a hurricane.
In fact, the draws didn’t just fly off — they folded themselves and left the room in shame.
Others say they woke up in a completely different timeline wearing jheri curls and a silk robe.
All we know is: we’re still looking for ’em draws somewhere between 3D and 5D.

If your amnesia lasts longer than four hours, please contact the Funkulance.
Funk shouldn’t hurt like this… but sometimes it does. Try listening twice and see if it slaps some common sense back into your funky confused behind.

🕒 TRACKLIST

00:00 Shake That thing (Funkier Edit)
02:43 Keep On Moovin
05:45 Keep Going Brotha (Certified Edit)
08:54 Ride With Me
12:43 Stand Tall
15:46 Better Days Ahead
18:59 Shake That Thing
22:49 Better Days Ahead (Punchier Edit)
26:41 Shine On (Funkier Instrumental)
30:17 Shine On
33:17 Stand Tall (Funkier Instrumental)
36:59 Winner Theme
40:37 This Journey’s Mine
43:44 West Coast
46:02 Stand Tall V2
49:54 Feelin’ Alright Tonight


👉 DON’T FORGET
Comment: Did you find them draws? Or still looking?
Like: If the groove raised your soul by at least five inches.
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⚠️ FUNKULANCE NOTICE
Emergency response available only for near-death funk experiences.
All operators are currently busy selecting heat for CF029.

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