Wi Fi Woes and Fiddle Blues (Bluegrass comedy)

Описание: The woes of Modern Technology

"Wi-Fi Woes and Fiddle Blues"
© 2024 Thomas Gantz / Gantaro Music (ASCAP)


[Intro]
(Instrumental section, 8 bars)

[Verse 1]
Tried to tune my fiddle online,
Wi-Fi’s down, lost track of time,
Got pigs to feed, hay to stack,
But this smartphone's got me feelin' out of whack.

[Chorus]
Wi-Fi woes and fiddle blues,
Country life's clashin' with these high-tech moves,
Need a break from this digital craze,
Cravin' those simple bluegrass days.

[Verse 2]
Rooster crowed at the crack of dawn,
Tweetin' online, now the farm’s gone wrong,
Cows on Instagram, doing yoga in the clover,
Tech revolution’s turnin' me over.

[Chorus]
Wi-Fi woes and fiddle blues,
Country life's clashin' with these high-tech moves,
Need a break from this digital craze,
Cravin' those simple bluegrass days.

[Bridge]
Miss the days of just a fiddle and bow,
Now my tractor’s TikTokin', stealin' the show,
Yearn for the times of simple joys,
Not these glitchy, tweetin' toys.

[Chorus]
Wi-Fi woes and fiddle blues,
Country life's clashin' with these high-tech moves,
Need a break from this digital craze,
Cravin' those simple bluegrass days.

[Outro]
(Instrumental fade-out, 8 bars)