Donkey Kong Country 2 - Funky The Main Monkey Rap (2023 Edition)

Описание: (I do not own the rights to the song or the picture)

Since I've improved after all these years, I thought to post both the rap and the instrumental that I made myself.

Lyrics by: Me
Instrumental Remix by: Me
Vocals by: Me
DAW: Mixcraft 10

LYRICS:
VERSE 1

(Funky Kong! Funky! Funky Kong!)
(Funky Kong! Funky the main monkey!)

What’s up, little Kiddies? I’m Funky Kong.
... What? You expected me to sing a song?
Nah, that’s not my style, man. That’s not my thing.
I’d rather rap a million times than sing.

But check it, I can take you anywhere that you need to go.
Provided that you Kongs have already been there before.
From here to Krem Quay, we’ll be on our way
To rescue DK and save the day.

(How are you even going to take us there, though?) Ayyo?
(We’ve got places we need to go.)
Well, just hop in this barrel, dude. This ride’s for free.
As long as you both pay me a one time fee.

(What!? Since when?!) Come again?
(It was free last time. What changed since then?)
Nah, you got it all wrong, Kongs. Don’t misunderstand.
I’ve got a business to run on this new island. (I guess we’ll give you a helping hand.)


VERSE 2

(Funky Kong! Funky! Funky Kong!)
(Funky Kong! Funky the main monkey!)

I’m the Kong with the gadgets that’ll help out the most
In fact, I’m the swinginest thing from coat to coast.
I can make you any transport that you’ll need to move.
I can play you any music that you’ll need to groove.

If you’re looking for some weapons, I can help you out.
Helping out my Kong family is what I’m all about.
Whether working ‘hind the scenes, or in front of the screen,
I’m the lean, mean, surfing, engineering machine.

(How are you even going to take us there, though?) Ayyo?
(We’ve got places we need to go.)
With my creative juices flowin' and just two coins from you,
I’ve got the talent and the muscle that’ll help you pull through.

(What!? Since when?!) Come again?
(It was free last time. What changed since then?)
If you want to ride for free, go get the GBA.
Oh... And don’t forget to say ‘hi’ to our pal, DK.


(REPEAT TO FADE)