Bardcore D&D Rap by THE Bard | ONLINE Music

Описание: (Prod. by Nostalgia & Cereal Milk)

Yeah I’m the bard with the smirk and the criminal grin,
Steppin’ through towns like “what can I steal again?”
Call it cockpicking—I’m snatchin’ roosters from coops,
Call it Dickpocketing—yo Richard, check your pockets, look.

I charm whole villages with one raised brow,
Talk so smooth I could persuade a plow.
Bardic swagger so strong it’s a crime spree vibe—
I'll seduce the goddess of life itself just to join my tribe.

I’m a quick-tongued trickster with a liar’s grin,
Filthy Dank chaos but I keep it safe to spin.
Cockpicking maidens like they owe me rent,
Richard drops a quill—now it’s “evidence.”

I don’t pick pockets—nah, I pick destinies,
Slide through crowds like bardic entities.
Guard says “halt!”—I say “bro, reconsider,”
Roll Persuasion and he’s suddenly introducing me to his daughter.

Seduce the room with a vibe so strong,
It’s a Charisma check, baby, nothin’ wrong.
My voice hits different, my flow’s a spell,
Speak one verse and the whole inn fell—
Into applause, chill, they’re fine,
But I robbed half they spoons before the end of the line.

Yeah I’m the bard with the smirk and the criminal grin,
Walk through the market like I already win.
Call it cockpicking—I liberate hens with style,
Call it Dickpocketing—borrow Richard’s gear for a while.

I seduce opportunities, charm fate on the fly,
Talk the sun into shining and the rain to “cry!”
I’m the silver-tongued menace with the bars so slick—
Stealing scenes, stealing hearts, stealing Ricks.

I don’t need stealth—I distract with flair,
Pull a disappearing act while still standing right there.
Got rogue levels? No, but I got rogue energy,
Charm the boss, charm the guard, charm the whole embassy.

I wink once—quest giver forgets the quest,
I wink twice—town mayor says I’m the best.
Fake romance, swagger with a dash of fraud,
I talk so good people think I’m a demigod.

Tried to stop me? Even time said “nah.”
I seduced the clock with a flawless “ooh la law.”
My lute’s a weapon of mass distraction,
Strum two chords—shake my hips—crowd loses traction.

Filthy Dank chaos with bardcore mode on,
Gremlin Elvis aura so strong it should come till dawn.
I’m a thief of the moment, robber of the scene,
Dickpocket reality give the world’s my scheme.

Yeah I’m the bard with the smirk and the criminal grin,
Pull up to the tavern like “let’s begin.”
Call it cockpicking—freeing roosters with class,
Call it Dickpocketing—Richard’s stuff in my pack fast.

Seduce the plot, seduce the vibe, charm life on cue,
I don’t steal gold—
I steal point-of-view.

I’m the bard, baby—
The rhyme rogue, the chaos king—
If it ain’t nailed down?
I’m taking that thing.

Hide your husbands, hide your wives, hide your slightly attractive furniture.