Conlang Roaster Ep. 2: Koka Kola (Toki Pona parody)

Описание: Conlang Roaster is back with a review of the language Koka Kola. This is a parody of jan misali's Conlang Critic series, as well as a parody of Toki Pona, a constructed language made by Sonja Lang.
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Story with translation:

"Okolili li ikoli kala ako li loko"
Ako ikoli la okolili. Kila li la kalilo liko ikoli okolili. Ako loka loko la okolili kala kila loka koka kola. Ko la ikoli loka ikoli. Ko ako loko. Ako kola ki ako kolikika liko kila kola ki ako. Kala ako li loko liko ko ako li loki. Loki li loki liko kila loko la okolili.

"Food is bad, so I'm crazy"
I hated the food. It was some cold and bad food. I didn't like the food because it was not coca cola. Maybe pepsi isn't bad. Maybe I'm crazy. I talk to my dog, and he talks to me. So I'm crazy, and maybe I'm mischievous. Loki is mischievous and he likes the ukulele.
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Word list:

li - is/are/am/was/were
ako - I/me/we/my/our
iko - you/y'all/your
kila - he/she/it/they/his/her/its/their
la - the/a/some/one/this/that
ki - in/on/at/from/of/for/to
liko - and/or/but/two
kala - because/if/why/so

koka - good/coke/coca/hello
kola - language/cola/talk
loko - yes/crazy/like/love
loka - no/crazy/bye
ko - maybe/crazy
ikoli - bad/pepsi/hate

okolili - ukulele/food
kolikika - politics/dog
kolaki - conlang
kilo - kilogram/blue/green
loki - mischievous/Loki
kalilo - cold/hot/pitchfork