I Have TENNIS BALLS In My Pants?! │ Part 1 ◄ MLP: The Sim Date

Описание: Devon Exceon arrives to Ponyville for the first time. He is single and ready to mingle with the locals. It's just too bad that the only two options is one coke-junky and one pot-head...

Game Description:
MLP, the Sim Date, puts you in the sho-uh hooves of either Twilight Sparkle or Fluttershy, the 'easy' and 'hard' modes, respectively. As Celestia tells you in the intro scene, you have 100 days to get some ta- uh, I mean, make some friends. Along the way, you'll explore a (not so)faithfully rendered world of Equestria, have fun adventures with your new friends and maybe get some ta-uh, I mean snazzy rewards and candy!. Try not to die!

Links:
Part 1 - YOU ARE HERE, SILLY.
Part 2 -    • F#CK IT! We're going Google! │ Part 2 ◄ ML...  
Part 3 -    • DON'T F#CK With The Drug Dealer! │ Part 3 ...  
Part 4 -    • Fluttershy uses lies to ride Rainbow Dash?...  
Part 5 -    • RULE 34 That Might Make You Scream 'OMG' │...  
MLP: The Sim Date: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view...
Outro Song: "What Stays What Goes" - HMage    • What Stays What Goes [Balloon Party Track]  

Simon's Notes:
Well, here is a funny story of frustration...
This was originally going to be only four parts (at around 16 minutes each), but when I uploaded my original 16 minute long part 1 YouTube reminded me that I cant upload videos longer than 15 minutes. So I had to go in and change everything, experience major audio-problems in the process and make it into five parts to escape that problem.
Now, when finally uploading the first out of five parts and WITH FIXED AUDIO (thank god) after a week of struggles, YouTube feels it is the perfect time to tell me:
"Congratulations! Your account is now enabled for uploads longer than 15 minutes."
FML

Anyways, about the video...
This play-through contains sexual content, drugs, foul language, disturbing images as well as my horrified reactions to go along with it. Everything one could want from a Let's Play, basically.

I did record the entire play-through in one take, edited it down to about an hour and split it into these five parts (this process took me about 16 hours, divided over 6 days, of just editing (rendering/downloading/uploading NOT included)). Honestly, would a one-hour long video seem tempting? Exactly.

Anyway, I truly hope you will enjoy this Let's Play. Especially the "Disc Menu"-feature, which I'm really proud of. Credit goes to the song's creator and your opinions on it are highly appreciated (as well as suggestions for future Let's Plays).
This series was certainly fun to record and if you watch the whole thing I will love you forever.

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