The Rock's Concert - Monday Night Raw 12.03.2012

Описание: Warden threw a party and he spent some bucks.
Didn't invite Cena cause he totally sucks.
Cena started rapping, it all went south.
Know your role Jabroni and shut your mouth.
Let's rock. Everybody let's rock.
Cena's got a menstrual clock, but we're dancing because Cleveland Rocks.

Little Fruity Pebble from Newberry, Mass.
Rock'll take his boot and shove it up his ass.
Betcha you're all happy you're listening to me,
not some goofy Eminem wannabe.
Let's rock. Everybody let's rock.
Ain't no balls down in Cena's jock,
but we're dancing because Cleveland Rocks.

Little Johnny Cena went to the doc.
Rock punched his jaw and the pain wouldn't stop.
The doc said Cena . . . I'm a fan,
but stop begging for that rectal exam.
Let's rock. Everybody let's rock.
Cena close up that smock,
but we're dancing because Cleveland Rocks.

Rock saw cena making out with Eve.
Grabbing on her thigh, tugging on her weave.
Cena didn't tell her that he's got a wife.
Let's rock. Everybody let's rock.
Divorce lawyer's right up the block,
but we're dancing because Cleveland Rocks.

April 23rd, 1977.
The doctor shouted send that baby back to heaven.
Sorry Mama Cena, but check these charts.
Little baby Johnny's got lady parts.
Let's rock. Everybody let's rock.
Little Johnny's got those lady parts,
but we're dancing because Cleveland Rocks.

Doesn't really matter how hard you try.
Never in your life will you ever taste pie.
I know you love Chewbacca and Frodo too,
but you're a walking virgin and you're 42.
Let's rock. Everybody let's rock.
You dress like Kirk and Spock,
but we're dancing because Cleveland Rocks.

Rock's getting some wine and a dozen roses.
She's going to meet his Holy Moses.
Getting with the Rock is the bomb.
You don't believe me, ask Cena's mom.
Let's rock. Everybody let's rock.
Cena's mom can barely walk,
but we're dancing because Cleveland Rocks.