They Fined My 'Leaky' Hose, So I Built an Entire Network of Aqueducts!

HOA Hated My 'Faded' Shutters, So I Replaced Them With Working Medieval Shields!

I Bought and Restored a Lake—Then the HOA Showed Up Claiming It All Belonged to Them!

Karen Complained About My Baby Crying, So I Rented My Spare Room to a Night-Shift Metal Drummer!

They Demanded I Remove My Garden, So I Got My Yard Declared a 'Federally Protected Wetland'!

They laughed at his hut under the archway—and then came to ask for shelter

HOA Tried Claiming My Sledding Hill, So I Fenced It and Charged Them Rent For The Access Road

HOA Called Police Over The Old Mill Lake I Just Bought — I Closed Their Access With One Legal Notice

HOA Banned My 'Ugly' Truck, So I Bought a Decommissioned Tank and Parked It on the Lawn!

A sharecropper kept the land—when his plow hit metal, he uncovered a sign from Heaven

HOA Banned Non-Native Plants, So I Replaced My Lawn With Endangered Moss Fined $50,000 if Disturbed!

I Found HOA Cops on My Vineyard — I’m Not Even in Their HOA, and They Regret It!

Karen Complained My House Was Too Dark, So I Outlined It in Neon Green LEDs!

HOA Removed My Ice Markers — Then Their Convoy Cracked the Frozen Creek

They Towed My Car from My Own Spot, So I the HOA President’s Mercedes for Expired Tags!

I Found HOA Guards Camping at My Gate — Demanding I Apologize to Karen or Else!

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HOA Banned Unnatural House Colors, So I Painted Mine With Thermal Paint That Changes When It Rains!

They Denied My Fence Permit for Aesthetics, So I Planted Poison Ivy Hedges and Put Up Do Not Touch!

HOA Fined My 'Broken' Sidewalk, So I Filled the Cracks With LEGOs!

Karen Kept Parking on My Farm — So I Built a Giant Catapult and Launched Her SUV Out of My Field!