Vanessa Stops A Crime! Klein. Ally. Show. | Tuesday, March 10 2026

Описание: On today's show: Woman Vs Machine, Old People Secrets, Clickbait, & more!!

What does a woman really mean when she says 'I'm Fine?' We asked robots this and other sexist questions during a round of Man Vs Machine. We also made Johnny read some stand-up comedy material we wrote for him and let's just say he's probably getting canceled.

Vanessa tried (& failed) to stop a crime from being committed on her way to work by saying 'what's up' to someone who was breaking into a car. We discovered 'what's up' has been said by most of us when confronting a person mid-crime. Who knew?

We kicked off a new segment called Jake's Liquor Stories where he walks into liquor stores and asks people for their best story. Not only did we get a strange new intro for the segment from Johnny, we got an incredible story from a man who was once the center of a police standoff in Burbank.

Plus:

We get you on the standby list to see Sombr at Reading Festival in the UK for stop #9 of KROQ's Mile High Club
John Mulaney at The Hollywood Bowl
Tickets to an advanced screening of Project Hail Mary

0:00:00 - Intro
0:04:40 - Klein's Car & Snack Wrappers
Klein's experience of a dealership employee finding endless snack wrappers hidden in the backseat of his car.
0:11:21 Ally Knows The News
0:14:14 JetBlue Grounds Flights - JetBlue had to temporarily ground all flights.
0:14:57 Arnold as Conan - Arnold is officially returning to his role as Conan the Barbarian for an upcoming movie.
0:15:40 Grocery Outlet Closing Stores - The grocery chain shutting down 36 stores.
0:16:23 Jack White Throws Shade - The singer called writing songs about publicly aired breakups "boring," seemingly throwing shade at Taylor Swift.
0:16:42 Boston Lead Singer Passes -Tommy DeCarlo dies at 60.
0:19:45 Jake's Liquor Stories - Johnny debuts his new theme song for Jake the Nerd's liquor store interviews.
0:23:16 Liquor Stories: A Bipolar Kung Fu Veteran details a 45 minute police standoff he had in Burbank.
0:28:00 A.D.D. News
0:28:58 Theme Park Changes - Disney updates its park hopper rules, & Universal Studios teases a new Fast and Furious roller coaster.
0:32:21 Robot-Human Hybrid Chips - Scientists have successfully inserted lab-grown human cells into a computer chip so AI can learn to play Pong.
0:33:40 Mom Sues United Airlines - The Airline is sued after a child was allegedly burned by an uncovered cup of scalding hot water.

0:37:10 Shared Calendars Ruin Surprises - Klein's shared Open Table reservation ruined a secret birthday dinner he planned for his wife.
0:43:30 Tech Surprise Fails - Listeners call in to share how tech completely spoiled their romantic surprises.
0:48:35 Johnny Previews Stand-Up Comedy - Postmaster Johnny tests out his awkward stand-up routine.
0:50:00 Clickbait
0:50:20 What objects doctors most frequently forget inside patients during surgery?
0:53:10 An expert reveals the most annoying habits customers have at coffee shops.
0:56:32 The main reason you lack close friends.
0:56:00 A.D.D. News
0:59:36 Trump's Shoe Obsession - Trump is reportedly making his staff uncomfortable by gifting them $150 Oxford shoes to wear around him.
1:02:28 Jack White Comments - Jack White claims comments about breakup songs being boring weren't aimed at Taylor Swift.
1:04:10 Schwarzenegger's Action Return - Arnold Schwarzenegger reveals he is in active talks to return to three of his most iconic action movie franchises.

1:09:34 Being a Samaritan - Vanessa tried to stop a 4:00 a.m. car break-in.
1:17:50 Woman vs. Machine - Can Men or AI better explain the inner workings of a woman's mind during arguments?
1:25:09 More Terrible Stand-Up - More cringeworthy material from Johnny.
1:29:15 - Liquor Stories: Moist Joyce - Joyce's wild stories about her cocaine-fueled days at Studio 54.
1:33:00 A.D.D. News
1:33:11 Seafood Norovirus Recall - A shellfish recall has Ally worried after she ate seafood 3 days in a row.
1:35:17 Clooney's Non-Alcoholic Beer - George Clooney's new non-alcoholic lager called "Crazy Mountain."
1:39:11 Do Hats Cause Baldness? - A dermatologist officially debunks the myth..

1:43:04 Old People Secrets - A 104-year-old rambles endlessly before finally revealing his secret to a long life.
1:52:12 Johnny Doesn't Know: Moon Quotes
1:57:20 Takeaways

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