29 The Science of Selling Early Access - Platform Wars - /v/ the Musical V
Автор: yaypyroo
Загружено: 2017-10-17
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Based on: The Science of Selling Yourself Short - Less Than Jake
Lyrics:
The Science of Selling Early Access
I've put in no effort,
This game is incomplete
It's on Early Access and the tags are not unique,
An open world with crafting, Survival and zombies
Could be busy working, but I'm caught up watching streams
So I've got a queer protagonist,
And about 5 POCs
And I'm charging 60 bucks plus 50 for cosmetic DLC
Chorus
I'll sell you on,
The most Jewish of business schemes,
Just sell you on,
False hopes remaining incomplete
I've sold my soul,
That I just don't care what people think of me
It's an early access game on steam
I know I'm not the first, but the biggest I will be
and accuse all others of stealing ideas from me
I've made a walking sim and charging 30 never free
I've implemented Loot crates but the keys are paid DLC,
So I sit and post on twitter,
"Game Devs work hard every week"
but I've been virtue signalling and barely opened Unity
Chorus
Let these children bitch and moan,
Cause I've got kotaku on the phone,
Lined up a talk for GDC,
Instead of animation, its about mysogyny
chorus
It's an early access game on steam[x5]
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