💸 Jingle Bills (Not Bells) | Funny Christmas Rock Song | Brereton’s Holiday Jams 🎅😂

Описание: 📝 YouTube Description:
When your wallet’s empty but your spirit’s full — it’s time to sing Jingle Bills (Not Bells)! 🎸💳

This hilarious Christmas rock parody captures the chaos of being broke during the holidays — over-the-top vocals, melodic guitars, and a festive dose of laughter. Because even when the credit card declines… you can still dance to the beat of Christmas cheer!

🎧 Song style: comic opera rock, humorous Christmas, melodic rock, parody carol, festive atmosphere, lyrical humor.
🎄 Artist: Brereton’s Holiday Jams
💬 Theme: broke but merry, laughter through the holidays.

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🎶 LYRICS: “Jingle Bills (Not Bells)” 🎅💸

[Intro — Spoken / Laughing]
Ha ha ha!
Oh, the holidays are here again...
And so are my credit card statements!
Hahahaha! Oh boy...

[Verse 1]
My rent is due on Christmas Eve,
My wallet’s lost its will to breathe,
I bought a sweater, lights, and pie,
Now I can’t afford to say “hi!”

[Verse 2]
The gift list grew like Santa’s beard,
My online cart just disappeared,
The checkout said, “declined again,”
Merry Christmas, my broke best friend!

[Pre-Chorus]
But I’ll keep singing, though I’m poor,
Can’t buy gifts — but that’s what songs are for!

[Chorus]
🎸 Jingle Bills! Not Bells, my dear,
Debt collectors bring the cheer!
Fa la la — the overdraft’s clear,
Merry Christmas, I’m broke this year!

[Verse 3]
I wrapped some socks I found last spring,
Pretending it’s a thoughtful thing,
My cousin’s gift? A scented pen,
And a coupon book from 2010!

[Bridge — Half sung, half dramatic]
Oh, Santa, please bring money down,
I’m tired of this shopping town!
Amazon keeps haunting me,
With “Buy Now” — oh, let me be!

[Chorus 2]
🎶 Jingle Bills! Not Bells again,
My car won’t start, I missed the train,
Snow is falling — my account’s in pain,
But Merry Christmas all the same!

[Outro — Spoken / Comedic]
Ha ha ha... Oh well...
At least I’ve got love... and leftovers.
And debt... mostly debt.
Merry Christmas! 🎄💸


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