OCARINA OF TIME RAP by Lil Hyrule
Автор: AttackingTucans
Загружено: 2019-07-15
Просмотров: 28727
Описание:
Lil Hyrule is on a quest to find a woman to call his wife. He wrote a rap to tell about his experiences.
Listen on Soundcloud: / rupees-in-the-grave
This song is a based on Money in the Grave by Drake. The lyrics are written by me and the beat is from the song by Drake.
Lyrics:
I mean where the f**k do I even really start
I got h0es that I’m leaving in the dark
In hyrule I’m the new Tony Stark
But I'm only using arrows and I never miss the mark
And I do what I say while you f***ers all bark
I’m not an ocean but I throw a lotta waves
In the dark I explore a lotta graves
Service the world and I make a lot of saves
Helpin damsels in distress like
Ruto she a slippery b***h
Lotta ruppees in her cuffs yeah she literally rich
Daughter of a Zora king, bet she flaunt a lotta rings
Stuck up and with style she a catch but here’s the thing
That girl's always whining and complaining
That s**ts annoying, not entertaining
I’m this freaking close to straight up fish filleting her a$$ in a pan if yah know what I’m saying?
She says she wanna marry me, nuh uh
She keeps saying please carry me, no
Im like please stop you’re scaring me
I’m out, onto the next no h0e
This girl Malon, drink milk by the gallon
Always gigglin like she jimmy Fallon
She pretty cute and plus she got talent
And for a ranch girl she low key styling
Even her own daddy ship us
Got a farm to inherent that's a big plus
I see that look in her eyes that's a lotta lust
And all of that lactose is gonna give her big busts
The problem is I want a girl with personality
But instead she basic with bland normality
She likes country music that a red flag
Her convos leavin me drowsy like jet lag
She grew up on a ranch for me that's too basic
I'd get bored too quick and plus she'd be so homesick
I wanna bad bish who will buss it down for me
One who will always be h0rny
No I'm not wit it
Nope I’m not wit it
Too many options with the places I visit
I show up in the town
Girls bussin it down
I don’t mess around
I’m shaking the ground
I showed up to pound
These h0es on the crown
I’m rappin on tracks
And finding my sound
There’s that girl in the forest with the green hair
No lie, dating her would be a nightmare
Kokiri never age and that is a problem
She'll be lookin young when I'm looking like a moblin, ugh!
Last is the desert girl who is too thicc
Her skin is so silky and brown like nesquik
No question Id straight up let her ride this d**k
And I'd m***er that p***y like my name was John wick
But of course she’s a l****ian, my luck
it’s lookin like I’m not gonna get to f**k
I think the only girl for me, is the Princess Z
Cause she a bad bish, blatantly
She was the first to approach with conspiracy
That Ganondorf wasn't with us, not a G
Peasants ask her questions and she decides
Besides, a castle is where she resides
She's elegant, relevant, so in my element
And I bet she's stacking those rupees like sediment
Written and recorded by Tyler Sederwall
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